Uzaylılara inanır mısın? NASA'nın komik kısaltmalarda ne anlama geldiğini biliyor musunuz? İşte İngilizce'de yaklaşık 500 komik kısaltma.
A.S.A.P As Slow As Possible
AAI Allah Already Informed
ABC Always Be Careful
ABCDEFG A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, A Boy Continues Disappointing Every Faithful Girl
ACRONYM A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory
ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
ACURA Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Adidas All Day I Dream About Soccer
ADIDAS All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy
AI Allah Informed
AIDS Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse
ALARM A Loud And Ringing Machine
AMC Another Major Catastrophe
AMC A Morons Car
AMC All Makes Combined
AMC A Mutated Car
AMC A Major Cost
ANDROID Actually Nothing Distinct, Really Only iPhone Duplication
APPLE Apple Prevents People from Leaving Earth
ART Appealing Resultant Talent
ASS Animal Strictly Speaking
ATTARD Artistic, Talented, Trustworthy, And Really Dynamic
AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
AUDI Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
AUDI Automobile Under Demonic Influence
AVATAR A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation
B.R.B Be. Ready. Bitch
BEAVER Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers
BEE Buzzing Energetic Extractor
BEER Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
BEER Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
BELLE Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity
BIEBER Believe In Everything Because Everything is Reachable
BIHAR Brilliant Intelligent Honest All Reverse
BIMBO Best In Managing Bitches Only
BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Creative Honest
Bitch Boys I'm Taking Charge Here
BITCH Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully
BITCH Babe In Total Control of Herself
BITCH Boastful Individual That Creates Haters
BITCH Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
BITCH Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes
BITCHES Beautiful Individuals That Can Handle Every Situation
BLINGS Bloody Loose Idiot Nonsense Goose Stupid
BLOG Broadcasted Learning Open-to-all Globally
BMW Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW Bought My Wife
BMW Big Money Waste
BMW Barely Moving Wreck
BMW Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW Brings More Women
BMW Breaks Most Wrenches
BMW Broken Money Waster
BMW Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW Break My Windshield
BMW Brutal Money Waster
BMW Bring My Wheelchair
BMW Big Money Works
BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW Bring More Wrenches
BMW Brings Me Women
BMW Broke My Wallet
BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW Big Money. Why?
BMW Break My Window
BMW Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BOOK Brainy Object Of Knowledge
BOSS Built on Self Success
BOY Budding-Out Youth
BOYS Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls
BRA Bosom Regulating Accessory
BREAST Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though
BTW By The Way
BUSINESS Bonding: Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy
CAT Crawl Attack Tactician
CATS Cuddle And Touching Softly
CCB Cute Crying Baby
CFI Complete Fucking Idiot
CHEF Creating Heavenly Extraordinary Food
CHESS Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game
CHEVROLET Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHINA Come Home I Need Affection
CLASS Come Late and Start Sleeping
CLEVER Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really
CNY Cash Notes Yearly
COP Catching Offenders Primarily
CRIME Chaos Resulting In Murder, Etcetera
CROCS Crocs Really Offend Current Shoes
CROOK Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind
CRST Cedar Rapids Slow Truck
CRST Cedar Rapids Super Truckers
CRST Caution Really Stupid Trucker
CRST Can't Remember Shit
CRST Can't Read Simple Text
CRST Caution Really Slow Truck
CSI Cannot Stop Investigating
DEMON Dead; Everyday Making Others Nauseous
DHL Delivery Halfway Lost
DIARY Darling I Always Remember You
DIE Depart Into Eternity
DIET Doubt I'll Ever Try
DIET Do I Eat Today
DIET Did I Eat That?
DIET Don't Indulge Every Time
DIGBY Did I Go Broke Yet
DILDO Daringly Inserting Large Disgusting Objects
DODGE Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
dodge Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
DODGE Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
DODGE Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE Drive Only During Great Emergencies
DOG Dutifully On Guard
DONNA Dame Of Note Never Alienated
DRAMA Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
DREAM Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable
DRS Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
E-BAY Excellent Bargains All Year
EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks
ENGLAND Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
FACEBOOK Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how
FAIL Forget About It, Loser, First Attempt In Learning
FAMILY Father And Mother, I Love You
FAMILY Friends And Money I Love You
FAMILY Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long
fap Frequently applied pressure
FATHER Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibilities
FERRY Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet
FIAT Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT Fix It Again Tony
FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FINALS Fuck, I never actually learned Shit
FLOOD Filling Lots Of Overflowing Drains
FLU Fluids Leaking Unstoppably
FML Feed Me Lollipop
FORD Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
FORD Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD First On Recall Day
FORD Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
FORD First On Race Day
FORD First On Road to Dump
FORD Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
FORD First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD Fails On Rainy Days
FORD Frigin'Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD Found On Road Dead
FORD Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD Fault Of R&D
FORD Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD Driver Returns On Foot
FORD Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin
FORD Forced On Reluctant Drivers
FORD Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
FORD Funny Old Rattling Dump
FORD Formed Of Rejected DNA
FORD Forwarded Once Return Denied
FORD Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration
FYI Fuck you, idiot
GAY Gorgeous and Young
GEO Good Engineering Overlooked
GIANT Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan
GIRL Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form
GLEE God Loves Everyone Equally
GM Gluteus Maximus
GM General Maintenance Aptitude Area
GM General Maintenance
gm Garbage Motors
GM Great Mistake
gm Generally Miserable
GM Grossly Misconceived
GMC Get More Chicks
GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC Garage Man's Companion
GMC Great Mountain Climber
GMC Great Motor Car
GMC Gets Mechanics Crazy
GMC God's Mechanical Curse
GMC Got More Crap
GOOGLE Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations
GOZO God's Own Zone Obviously
GPS Go Perfectly Straight
GREAT Get Really Excited About Today
GTO Gas Tires Oil
GUITAR Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm
GULP Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed
HALO Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head
HATE Having Anger Towards Everything
HATERS Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
HENRY Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly
HIM He Is Mine
HOLLAND Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. Acronym from the envelopes of wartime home-bound love letters (see also CHIP, ITALY, SWALK, EGYPT and NORWICH). Text messaging ain't got nothing on it...
HOMEWORK Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge
HONDA Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
HONDA Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HONDA Had One Never Did Again
HONDA Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HOPE Have Only Positive Expectations
HOTEL Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers
HTML Hard To Make Love
HUSBAND Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting
I Pad Information Platform Apple's Devise
INDIA I'll Never do It Again
INSOMNIA I Never Sleep On Most Nights, I'm Awake
IPHONE Individuals Payed Hundreds On Nothing Exciting
IPOD Intuitive Playlist Organizing Device
ISLAM I Sincerely Love All Muslims
ITALY I Trust And Love You
jaguar Just A Guess U Are Rich
JAGUAR Just Another Great, Unbelievable Amazing Ride
JAPAN Japanese Are Pretty Angry Now
JB HUNT Just Beginning to Hold Up Nation's Traffic
JB HUNT Just Been Hired UN-Trained
JEEP Jumps Excitedly in Every Pothole
JEEP Just Eats Every Part
JEEP Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
JOY Jesus Overshadows You
KFC Keeps Fattening Children
LADY GAGA Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention
LAME Loony And Mildly Entertaining
LIBYA Love Is Beautiful You Also
LIFE Learning Is Fun & Exciting, Lol, It Fucks Everything
LIFE Living Isn't Freaking Easy, Living It Fully Everyday
LIFE Love Is for Everyone
LIFE Let It Flow Easily
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
LOVE Loyalty On Virginity Ends
LOVE Loss of Valuable Energy
M.T.W.T.F Made To Wait Til Friday
MAC Most Awesome Computer
MADRAS Men After Drinks Run After Sex
MAID Mother Actually In Disguise
MALTA Most Attractive Locality To Access
MAN Muscle-Activated Nonentity)
MARIE Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected
MARRIAGE Men Are Rarely Right In A Girl's Eyes
MATHS Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MBBS Married But Beautiful Sight
MCDONALD Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks
MCT Mexican Chicken Trucks
MDR Mississippi Drug Run
MG Money Guzzler
MGB Might Go Backwards
MGF Might Go Forward
MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MILLIS Maybe I Like Lying It Sideways
MOAN Making Others Annoyed at Night
MOBILE Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically
MONEY Mounds Of Never Ending Yen
MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
MOPAR Move Over People Are Racing
MOPAR Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
MOPAR Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR My Only Problems Are Repairs
MOPAR Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MOPAR Most Often Passed At Races
MOPAR My Old Pig Ain't Running
MORNING Making Others Randomly Not Interested, Nothing's Good
MOTOR Most Of Them Only for Racing
MR. BEAN Mr. Rowan, Being Entertaining And Noiseless
MUSIC Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus
MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
MYE May You Endure
NAKED .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted
NASA No Aliens Seen Anywhere
NEPAL Never Ever Part As Lovers
NERD Never Ever Right Dude
NIKE No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment
NOSE Noble Outwardly Significant Extention
NURSE Noted Under Registered Services Employees
NYLON New York & London
OASIS Only Available Source In Sahara
OK One Kiss
OLDSMOBILE old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday
OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
OSAMA Oh Shit, Another Monday Again
PAM Piss And Moan
PIA Please Inform Allah
PIANO Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally
PIG Pretty Interesting Guy
PIG Pretty Intelligent Girl
PIG Pretty Intelligent Guy
PIG Pretty Interesting Girl
PIG Pretty Insensitive Guy
PIG Pretty Insensitive Girl
PINTO Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate
PLANKING People Lying Around Not Knowing It's Not Good
PLAYBOY Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You
PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PMS Pre-Marital Sex
POLICE Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion
POOR Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly
PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
PRIEST Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions
PRIME Park Right In the Middle of Everything
PRIME Please Remember, I'm Missouri Educated
PRIME INC. Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I Need Cash
PRIZE Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise
PROMISES People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple
PST Pot Smoking Trucker
PST Pretty Stupid Trucker
PTL Part Time Layover
PTL Pathetic Truck Lines
PUMA Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel
RAMBO Running Around Mindlessly Blasting Others
RAPE Retire Aged People Early
RIP Rest In Planking, Really Inspiring Person
ROADWAY Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year
ROEHL Rolls Over Every Hill Last
ROSE Really Outstanding & Sweet Everyday
RSVP Reply and Send Valuable Presents
RUG Rough Underfoot Groundsheet
RUMORS Rumors are Usually Made Up Of Ridiculous Shit
SAAB Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB Sorry Auto, Always Broken
saab Something An Asshole Buys
SAAB Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SCARLETT Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time
SCHOOL Seven Crappy Hours of Our Lifes
SCHOOL Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life
SCREW Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers
SCULPTURE Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression
shaft Special Help After Forced Termination
SHAG So How? AGain?
SHIT So Happy Its Tuesday
SHIT Special High Intensity Training
SIGN .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed
SINGLE Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier
SINGLE So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever.
SKYPE Skype Keeps Your Phone Economical
SLIM Successfully Lost Immense Mass
SMILE Showing Miracle In Little Effort
SPAM Seriously, Poor Advertising Method
SQUARE Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events
STAIRS Steps to Access Inevitably Raised Structures
STOP Stall, Turn Off Propulsion
SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUCCESS Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability
SWIFT Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks
SWIFT Stop Whining I'm Fucking Trying
SWIFT Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck
SWIFT Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic
SWIFT Sure Wish I Finished Training
TEAM Together Everyone Achieves More
TEMPLE Telling Everyone Must Pray, Like Everyday
TEST Torturing Every Student Tremendously
TGIF Today, God Is Free
THERESA Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Existing Splendid Asset
THOR The Hammer's Over Rated
TIME Thing I Must Learn
TORRENT The Official Reason Regarding Everybody Not Taping
TOTAL Tot Overall Through A List
TOYOTA Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
TOYOTA The One You Ought To Avoid
TOYOTA Take Only Your Ordure To America
TRIUMPH Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
TSA Touching Sensitive Areas
TUMBLR Things Understood by Many, But Less Remembered
TWITTER Tweets Will Inform The Target Environment Rapidly
UGLY U Gotta Love Yourself
UGLY Unperfect Guys Loving You
UMBRELLA Umbrella Must Bring, Raining Everyday Like Lake Already
VIRGIN Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal
VODKA Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW Virtually Worthless
WAFFLES Water And Flour Forms Lovely Exemplary Snacks
WATER Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment
WERNER We Enlist Rookies No Experience Required
WERNER We Employ Retards No Experience Required
WERNER We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required
WIFE Washing Ironing Feeding Etc
WIFE Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment
WIFE Worries Invited For Ever
WINE Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract
WOMAN Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions
WOMEN Want One Man Every Night
work Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer
WTF Worse Than Failure
YAHOO Yields Answers Hot On Order
YBGID Yes By God I Did
