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A.S.A.P As Slow As Possible

AAI Allah Already Informed

ABC Always Be Careful

ABCDEFG A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, A Boy Continues Disappointing Every Faithful Girl

ACRONYM A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory

ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

ACURA Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

Adidas All Day I Dream About Soccer

ADIDAS All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy

AI Allah Informed

AIDS Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse

ALARM A Loud And Ringing Machine

AMC Another Major Catastrophe

AMC A Morons Car

AMC All Makes Combined

AMC A Mutated Car

AMC A Major Cost

ANDROID Actually Nothing Distinct, Really Only iPhone Duplication

APPLE Apple Prevents People from Leaving Earth

ART Appealing Resultant Talent

ASS Animal Strictly Speaking

ATTARD Artistic, Talented, Trustworthy, And Really Dynamic

AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented

AUDI Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

AUDI Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

AUDI Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

AUDI Automobile Under Demonic Influence

AVATAR A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation

B.R.B Be. Ready. Bitch

BEAVER Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers

BEE Buzzing Energetic Extractor

BEER Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter

BEER Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret

BELLE Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity

BIEBER Believe In Everything Because Everything is Reachable

BIHAR Brilliant Intelligent Honest All Reverse

BIMBO Best In Managing Bitches Only

BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Creative Honest

Bitch Boys I'm Taking Charge Here

BITCH Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully

BITCH Babe In Total Control of Herself

BITCH Boastful Individual That Creates Haters

BITCH Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons

BITCH Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes

BITCHES Beautiful Individuals That Can Handle Every Situation

BLINGS Bloody Loose Idiot Nonsense Goose Stupid

BLOG Broadcasted Learning Open-to-all Globally

BMW Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BMW Bought My Wife

BMW Big Money Waste

BMW Barely Moving Wreck

BMW Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

BMW Broken Monstrous Wonder

BMW Brings More Women

BMW Breaks Most Wrenches

BMW Broken Money Waster

BMW Beastly Monstrous Wonder

BMW Break My Windshield

BMW Brutal Money Waster

BMW Bring My Wheelchair

BMW Big Money Works

BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

BMW Born Moderately Wealthy

BMW Bring More Wrenches

BMW Brings Me Women

BMW Broke My Wallet

BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench

BMW Big Money. Why?

BMW Break My Window

BMW Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

BOOK Brainy Object Of Knowledge

BOSS Built on Self Success

BOY Budding-Out Youth

BOYS Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls

BRA Bosom Regulating Accessory

BREAST Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though

BTW By The Way

BUSINESS Bonding: Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy

CAT Crawl Attack Tactician

CATS Cuddle And Touching Softly

CCB Cute Crying Baby

CFI Complete Fucking Idiot

CHEF Creating Heavenly Extraordinary Food

CHESS Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game

CHEVROLET Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

CHEVROLET Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHINA Come Home I Need Affection

CLASS Come Late and Start Sleeping

CLEVER Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really

CNY Cash Notes Yearly

COP Catching Offenders Primarily

CRIME Chaos Resulting In Murder, Etcetera

CROCS Crocs Really Offend Current Shoes

CROOK Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind

CRST Cedar Rapids Slow Truck

CRST Cedar Rapids Super Truckers

CRST Caution Really Stupid Trucker

CRST Can't Remember Shit

CRST Can't Read Simple Text

CRST Caution Really Slow Truck

CSI Cannot Stop Investigating

DEMON Dead; Everyday Making Others Nauseous

DHL Delivery Halfway Lost

DIARY Darling I Always Remember You

DIE Depart Into Eternity

DIET Doubt I'll Ever Try

DIET Do I Eat Today

DIET Did I Eat That?

DIET Don't Indulge Every Time

DIGBY Did I Go Broke Yet

DILDO Daringly Inserting Large Disgusting Objects

DODGE Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

DODGE Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment

dodge Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

DODGE Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

DODGE Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

DODGE Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

DODGE Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired

DODGE Dead Old Dog Going East

DODGE Drive Only During Great Emergencies

DOG Dutifully On Guard

DONNA Dame Of Note Never Alienated

DRAMA Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention

DREAM Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable

DRS Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

E-BAY Excellent Bargains All Year

EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks

ENGLAND Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days

FACEBOOK Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how

FAIL Forget About It, Loser, First Attempt In Learning

FAMILY Father And Mother, I Love You

FAMILY Friends And Money I Love You

FAMILY Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long

fap Frequently applied pressure

FATHER Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibilities

FERRY Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet

FIAT Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FIAT Fix It Again Tony

FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology

FINALS Fuck, I never actually learned Shit

FLOOD Filling Lots Of Overflowing Drains

FLU Fluids Leaking Unstoppably

FML Feed Me Lollipop

FORD Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed

FORD Fouled Out Re-done Dodge

FORD First On Recall Day

FORD Follow Our Rusty Dogsled

FORD First On Race Day

FORD First On Road to Dump

FORD Foot On Road Decelerates

FORD Forward Only; Reverse Defective

FORD Fix Or Recycle Dilemma

FORD First On Rust and Deterioration

FORD Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD Fireball On Rear Denting

FORD Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream

FORD Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill

FORD Fails On Rainy Days

FORD Frigin'Old Rebuilt Dodge

FORD Flipping Over Results in Death

FORD Found On Road Dead

FORD Fabricated Of Refried Dung

FORD Fault Of R&D

FORD Finally Obsolete Racing Device

FORD Driver Returns On Foot

FORD Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin

FORD Forced On Reluctant Drivers

FORD Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

FORD Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

FORD Funny Old Rattling Dump

FORD Formed Of Rejected DNA

FORD Forwarded Once Return Denied

FORD Free Or Reduced Drastically

FORD Fork Over Repair Dough

FORD Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration

FYI Fuck you, idiot

GAY Gorgeous and Young

GEO Good Engineering Overlooked

GIANT Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan

GIRL Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form

GLEE God Loves Everyone Equally

GM Gluteus Maximus

GM General Maintenance Aptitude Area

GM General Maintenance

gm Garbage Motors

GM Great Mistake

gm Generally Miserable

GM Grossly Misconceived

GMC Get More Chicks

GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC Generally Mediocre Cars

GMC Garage Man's Companion

GMC Great Mountain Climber

GMC Great Motor Car

GMC Gets Mechanics Crazy

GMC God's Mechanical Curse

GMC Got More Crap

GOOGLE Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations

GOZO God's Own Zone Obviously

GPS Go Perfectly Straight

GREAT Get Really Excited About Today

GTO Gas Tires Oil

GUITAR Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm

GULP Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

HALO Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head

HATE Having Anger Towards Everything

HATERS Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

HENRY Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly

HIM He Is Mine

HOLLAND Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. Acronym from the envelopes of wartime home-bound love letters (see also CHIP, ITALY, SWALK, EGYPT and NORWICH). Text messaging ain't got nothing on it...

HOMEWORK Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge

HONDA Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles

HONDA Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HONDA Had One Never Did Again

HONDA Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

HOPE Have Only Positive Expectations

HOTEL Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers

HTML Hard To Make Love

HUSBAND Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting

I Pad Information Platform Apple's Devise

INDIA I'll Never do It Again

INSOMNIA I Never Sleep On Most Nights, I'm Awake

IPHONE Individuals Payed Hundreds On Nothing Exciting

IPOD Intuitive Playlist Organizing Device

ISLAM I Sincerely Love All Muslims

ITALY I Trust And Love You

jaguar Just A Guess U Are Rich

JAGUAR Just Another Great, Unbelievable Amazing Ride

JAPAN Japanese Are Pretty Angry Now

JB HUNT Just Beginning to Hold Up Nation's Traffic

JB HUNT Just Been Hired UN-Trained

JEEP Jumps Excitedly in Every Pothole

JEEP Just Eats Every Part

JEEP Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

JOY Jesus Overshadows You

KFC Keeps Fattening Children

LADY GAGA Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention

LAME Loony And Mildly Entertaining

LIBYA Love Is Beautiful You Also

LIFE Learning Is Fun & Exciting, Lol, It Fucks Everything

LIFE Living Isn't Freaking Easy, Living It Fully Everyday

LIFE Love Is for Everyone

LIFE Let It Flow Easily

LMAO Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)

LOVE Loyalty On Virginity Ends

LOVE Loss of Valuable Energy

M.T.W.T.F Made To Wait Til Friday

MAC Most Awesome Computer

MADRAS Men After Drinks Run After Sex

MAID Mother Actually In Disguise

MALTA Most Attractive Locality To Access

MAN Muscle-Activated Nonentity)

MARIE Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected

MARRIAGE Men Are Rarely Right In A Girl's Eyes

MATHS Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students

MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MBBS Married But Beautiful Sight

MCDONALD Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks

MCT Mexican Chicken Trucks

MDR Mississippi Drug Run

MG Money Guzzler

MGB Might Go Backwards

MGF Might Go Forward

MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MILLIS Maybe I Like Lying It Sideways

MOAN Making Others Annoyed at Night

MOBILE Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically

MONEY Mounds Of Never Ending Yen

MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

MOPAR Move Over People Are Racing

MOPAR Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

MOPAR Mostly Old Parts And Rust

MOPAR My Only Problems Are Repairs

MOPAR Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

MOPAR Most Often Passed At Races

MOPAR My Old Pig Ain't Running

MORNING Making Others Randomly Not Interested, Nothing's Good

MOTOR Most Of Them Only for Racing

MR. BEAN Mr. Rowan, Being Entertaining And Noiseless

MUSIC Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus

MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

MYE May You Endure

NAKED .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted

NASA No Aliens Seen Anywhere

NEPAL Never Ever Part As Lovers

NERD Never Ever Right Dude

NIKE No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment

NOSE Noble Outwardly Significant Extention

NURSE Noted Under Registered Services Employees

NYLON New York & London

OASIS Only Available Source In Sahara

OK One Kiss

OLDSMOBILE old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

OSAMA Oh Shit, Another Monday Again

PAM Piss And Moan

PIA Please Inform Allah

PIANO Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally

PIG Pretty Interesting Guy

PIG Pretty Intelligent Girl

PIG Pretty Intelligent Guy

PIG Pretty Interesting Girl

PIG Pretty Insensitive Guy

PIG Pretty Insensitive Girl

PINTO Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate

PLANKING People Lying Around Not Knowing It's Not Good

PLAYBOY Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You

PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PMS Pre-Marital Sex

POLICE Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion

POOR Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly

PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

PRIEST Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions

PRIME Park Right In the Middle of Everything

PRIME Please Remember, I'm Missouri Educated

PRIME INC. Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I Need Cash

PRIZE Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise

PROMISES People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple

PST Pot Smoking Trucker

PST Pretty Stupid Trucker

PTL Part Time Layover

PTL Pathetic Truck Lines

PUMA Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel

RAMBO Running Around Mindlessly Blasting Others

RAPE Retire Aged People Early

RIP Rest In Planking, Really Inspiring Person

ROADWAY Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year

ROEHL Rolls Over Every Hill Last

ROSE Really Outstanding & Sweet Everyday

RSVP Reply and Send Valuable Presents

RUG Rough Underfoot Groundsheet

RUMORS Rumors are Usually Made Up Of Ridiculous Shit

SAAB Sad Attempt At Beauty

SAAB Send Another Automobile Back

SAAB Sorry Auto, Always Broken

saab Something An Asshole Buys

SAAB Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SCARLETT Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time

SCHOOL Seven Crappy Hours of Our Lifes

SCHOOL Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life

SCREW Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers

SCULPTURE Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression

shaft Special Help After Forced Termination

SHAG So How? AGain?

SHIT So Happy Its Tuesday

SHIT Special High Intensity Training

SIGN .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

SINGLE Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier

SINGLE So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever.

SKYPE Skype Keeps Your Phone Economical

SLIM Successfully Lost Immense Mass

SMILE Showing Miracle In Little Effort

SPAM Seriously, Poor Advertising Method

SQUARE Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events

STAIRS Steps to Access Inevitably Raised Structures

STOP Stall, Turn Off Propulsion

SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

SUCCESS Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability

SWIFT Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks

SWIFT Stop Whining I'm Fucking Trying

SWIFT Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck

SWIFT Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic

SWIFT Sure Wish I Finished Training

TEAM Together Everyone Achieves More

TEMPLE Telling Everyone Must Pray, Like Everyday

TEST Torturing Every Student Tremendously

TGIF Today, God Is Free

THERESA Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Existing Splendid Asset

THOR The Hammer's Over Rated

TIME Thing I Must Learn

TORRENT The Official Reason Regarding Everybody Not Taping

TOTAL Tot Overall Through A List

TOYOTA Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

TOYOTA The One You Ought To Avoid

TOYOTA Take Only Your Ordure To America

TRIUMPH Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt

TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help

TSA Touching Sensitive Areas

TUMBLR Things Understood by Many, But Less Remembered

TWITTER Tweets Will Inform The Target Environment Rapidly

UGLY U Gotta Love Yourself

UGLY Unperfect Guys Loving You

UMBRELLA Umbrella Must Bring, Raining Everyday Like Lake Already

VIRGIN Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal

VODKA Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony

VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW Virtually Worthless

WAFFLES Water And Flour Forms Lovely Exemplary Snacks

WATER Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment

WERNER We Enlist Rookies No Experience Required

WERNER We Employ Retards No Experience Required

WERNER We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required

WIFE Washing Ironing Feeding Etc

WIFE Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment

WIFE Worries Invited For Ever

WINE Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract

WOMAN Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions

WOMEN Want One Man Every Night

work Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer

WTF Worse Than Failure

YAHOO Yields Answers Hot On Order

YBGID Yes By God I Did

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